Player Profiles
| PLAYER NAME |
PHOTO |
PROFILE |
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MartynTilling A.K.A. 'SIR' |
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Club & First XV Captain. |
| Wayne Moore A.K.A. 'WAYNIAC' |  |
Second XV Captain. 2nd row / occasional no. 8, with plans to grow good head of hair, apply gel and retire to the wing. |
| Andy Down A.K.A. 'DA BOOM' |  |
Senior squad coach and prop. Legendary line buster. |
| Mark Chandler A.K.A. 'SPARKY' |  |
Scary No. 8 - Has been known to engage in the occasional 'handbag' session. Also very dangerous to his own players (see Ben Oakes). |
| Harry Opperman |  |
Flanker, and pocket rocket...demolishes players 10X his size and grinds their bones to dust! |
| Dereck Bratley |  |
Fly half and ace kicker. Occasionally passes to own players (but not often). Also features at No.8 when bullied. |
| Jason Smith A.K.A. 'JIGGER' |  |
Flanker & demolition expert. Dodgy Kiwi who does good Chabal impersonation. Recently unseen due to multiple childbirth (wife, not him!). |
| Keith McGregor A.K.A. 'BEEFY' |  |
Utility back, known for good hair and website management (does not know his profile is posted here!) |
| Andy Morrison A.K.A. 'YOU'LL HAVE HAD YOUR TEA' |  |
Full back and 'flag of convenience' Scotsman. Does not train / play until he's had his pudding. |
| James Catt A.K.A. 'CATTY' |  |
A.W.O.L. - Presumably getting seen to in Cardiff (as in getting his leg fixed!!) UPDATE....Leg now fixed, so no longer getting seen to in any sense of the word. |
| Rawden Rogerson A.K.A. 'UNIT' |  |
Legendary prop and 'stalwart' who enjoys the odd slice of human flesh before a game. Currently nursing broken wing and very much missed by the 2nd XV. |
| Jean Pierre de Lille A.K.A. 'JP' |  |
Came to MRFC on a free transfer from Crawley and has never looked back; has toured extensively in France and Belgium. |
| Simon Jenkins A.K.A 'BIGGLES' |
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Legendary tourist, incapable of retaining alcohol. Harbours dreams of flying but has panic attacks if has to stand on chairs for beer drinking! |
| Ben Oakes A.K.A. 'GRENADIER' |
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Utility forward, with unique'pebbledash' facility proven during rigorous toilet testing sessions in South Wales. Currently broken due to over - exposure to 'Sparky'. |
| Chris West A.K.A. 'WESTY' |
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Winger and tackling machine...has been known to drop the occasional match-winning pass. Now married for 6 months, so no longer has sore nether parts... |
